Twelve Golden Rules For Gals
1. Don't imagine you can change a man unless he is in diapers.
2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out on you? You shut the door.
3. Go for younger men. You might as well, they never mature anyway.
4. Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart.
5. A bachelor is a man who has missed the opportunity to make some women miserable.
6. Women don't make fools of men - most men are the do-it-yourself types.
7. The best way to get a man to do something is to suggest that they are too old for it.
8. Love is blind but marriage is a real eye-opener.
9. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.
10. If he asks you what sort of books you're interested in, tell him checkbooks.
11. Remember - a sense of humour does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his.
12. Sadly, all men are created equal.
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